The Microphone That Flatters You Is Not the One That Tells You the Truth
An hour before doors, I have a small, ugly omni mic on a stand in the middle of the room, and it has no opinion about anybody. It doesn't care that the singer is nervous or that the support band ran long. It just reports what the room is doing to the signal coming out of the mains, number by number on the analyzer, so I can pull three decibels out of a nasty 2k buildup before a single paying person walks in.
FOH Online put out a buyer's guide this week for exactly that category: mics bought to be accurate rather than loved, mentioned maybe once a year, doing the unglamorous job of telling you what a room or a monitor wedge is actually doing before any decision that follows is allowed to happen. Nobody requests one as a birthday present. Everybody who tunes a room for a living owns at least one anyway.
A few pages over in the same week's wire, sE Electronics announced the V8, a new vocal mic the company says is built for maximum clarity on a focused supercardioid pattern. I haven't had a V8 in front of a singer, so I'll say only what the announcement says: it is designed to flatter a voice, to take whatever that voice is actually doing and present the most convincing version of it to a room or a mix. That is not a lesser job than the measurement mic's. It is the opposite job, aimed at the opposite kind of truth.
Confuse the two and you build on a false floor. Use a flattering mic to judge a room and you'll chase a sound that was never really there. Use a measurement mic to judge a performance and you'll mix the nerves out of a singer who needed them. Every signal chain worth trusting has at least one microphone that is allowed to be generous and at least one that is never, under any circumstances, allowed to be.
By the time the doors open, the little omni is already back in its foam-lined case, its job finished for the night. It told the room the truth, which nobody in the audience will ever notice or thank it for, and it did not come built to want either.
On the wire this week
- Measurement Microphones FOH Online
- sE Electronics V8 – neue Premium Vocal Mikrofone Bonedo
Jonah Reyes was born in Daly City to Filipino parents, learned to solder before he learned to drive, and spent twelve years in Los Angeles rooms: a runner in Burbank, then an assistant, then mixing records nobody has heard of and a few everyone has. He now mixes from a small room in Echo Park and from whichever studio the work is in that month — Berlin, London, Tokyo, São Paulo — with one pair of monitors he trusts and a wall of pedals he does not need. He plays bass badly and on purpose. He will not write about a piece of gear he has not put a signal through.